Sharper Image

I have a Sharper Image scale that I've used for the last couple of years. It gets the job done but has a few "features" (flaws) that irk me. It turns off a set amount of time after you turn it on, regardless of whether you're actively using it (so it shuts off in the middle of measuring sometimes).

Sharper Image declared bankruptcy soon there after. California instituted ozone limits on purifiers and the public has since associated Ion generators with dangerous ozone production.

Last year, around the start of the holiday shopping season, I got a Sharper Image catalog in the mail. One of the many ridiculous products they were selling was a pair of Bluetooth shower speakers. Lots of these types of speakers already exist, so that's not the silly part. The silly part is that they were listed in the catalog as "surround sound."